Royal Pains Quotes
I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.
Evan
Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?
Boris
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's band of street urchins?
Evan
(about Evan) There's no stopping him when he's like this. The bylaws for our treehouse were 8 pages long...and it was an imaginary treehouse.
Hank
Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
You're seduced by anyone with an entourage.
Hank
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
Boris: Life isn't always simple.
Hank: But death is.
Hank: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Libby: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.
Tucker
Note to self, become a doctor.
Evan
