Royal Pains

Royal Pains Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4 Episode 2: "Imperfect Storm"

Jill: Your new business has no money.
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Divya: You and Hank are the only family I have right now. I lost one family. I cannot lose another.
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Evan & Hank [to Divya]: That's not a choice!
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Season 4 Episode 1: "After the Fireworks"

Hank: Evan, why would a medical practice endorse and over-eating contest?
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Divya: I will let you get back to shucking oyster. I am gonna go shuck Evan.
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Divya [to Evan]: Acting vengeful? Didn't sound like you. Acting impulsively? Textbook you.
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Hank: Hank will just wait until you stop talking so he can put a needle in Ernie's spine...
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Hank [to Divya]: Wow, you really are harbor-festive.
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Divya: There's no escape like a good meal.
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Evan: Why do you say that like you think I'm running a Hooters franchise?
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Ernie: Something around here has got to stay the way it should be.
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Evan: I was clinging to my past instead of looking at my future.
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