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So, for a change, how about you trust me?!

Evan

Evan: But I'm in.
Hank: But, you're not..... But if you really want to do something, you can buy me more milk.

Hank: Pat the protestor is gonna move.
Evan: I have mixed feelings about that.

Evan: You could be my eyes and ears!
Paige: Or I could be a professional and do my job?

How's it going Boss Tweed?

Hank

Does that make you look slick and oily?

Hank

Evan: I think I just got my first issue.
Hank: I think you just got your first bribe.

Hank: If you can't join them, crush them?
Shelby: I am sure it will be a while before I can crush you.

I am just not ready to have a baby.

Hank
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