Don't sell yourself short. You don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Hank [to Evan]

I'm not refusing because they're not asking which means that this is a fight about nothing.

Hank

Why are you talking like that? Are you stalking matt Lauer?

Hank

So two birds, one Today-show-sized bird.

Evan

Now I realize you're not crazy, you're fearless.

Hank

Hank: You're not turning this into McMedicine.
Evan: What about Medbucks?

Paige, Will you marry me?

Evan

Evan: You knew people still do that? Why didn't you tell me.
Hank: I assumed we lived in the same society...

It has to be my Mona Lisa, my Sgt. Pepper's....

Evan

Congratulations soldier, you are ready for battle.

Paige

I am not ashamed of my father, Sir. I don't keep secrets.

Evan

Sorry, the exhaustion and heat stroke had me off my game.

Hank

Royal Pains Season 3 Quotes

Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.

Newburgh: Your father called form prison.
Evan: Well, that's a fun segue.