Royal Pains Season 3 Quotes
By the way could you tell Jill to leave the toilet seat up when she's done? A little respect would be awesome.
Evan
You really think tossing in Yoplait is going to quell Mt. Vesuvius?
Evan
Man: What do I do now?
Hank: As I doctor I advise a hot shower. As a human being I advise picking up after your dog.
Whatever she makes, you will eat it.
Hank [about Divya's cooking]
Evan: You're going to start cashing all your checks now aren't you?
Divya: I'm afraid so.
Evan: Now I'm sad.
Evan, use your favorite scissors to cut and open up these tubes...
Hank
My father never missed an opportunity to miss a game...
Hank[ to Keller]
But you're an over-accessorized volcano waiting to erupt.
Evan
Talk about how you're a poor little orphan girl roaming the streets...dressed in Dulce and Gabana...
Evan
Please touch with your eyes.
Divya [to Evan]
Game on!...schedule permitting.
Hank[to Keller]
You know what, she may not be the expert in romantic communication, that's okay, I happen to be. Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna go write her an email that she will never delete.
Evan [about Paige]
