Scrubs Season 4 Episode 21: "My Lips Are Sealed" Quotes
J.D.: I wish I knew how it was going. Sorry about your hogs, fellas. Enjoy the free espressos... Warlord, I told you to sip it. Use your words.
Warlord: Warlord... burn mouth.
J.D.: Yeah he did, because he wasn't listening. Napkin on your lap, Satan's Valet. Thank you.
Carla: Turk, why are you wearing pajamas?
Turk: Uh, I really want you to come home and on the off chance you said yes, I'd be ready to snuggle. And that would hopefully lead to but not necessarily require relations of the intimate nature.
Wow, that was a moist kiss. Wish I was wearing an apron.
J.D.
J.D.'s Narration: We all held our breath together.
Dr. Cox: The surgeon lives!
(The Todd faints)
J.D.: The Todd forgot to breathe again. Starting CPR.
J.D.: Dr. Cox, got here as soon as I-
Dr. Cox: Shut it, Newbie. Your blacker half is trying to concentrate.
J.D.: How are you holding up?
Turk: I'm a little nervous.
J.D.: Well, now you make me all nervous.
J.D.'s Narration: In my four years there have been many emergencies at Sacred Heart, but none like this one, because today-
J.D.: Where is he?
J.D.'s Narration: Dr. Cox's son needed two stitches!
Elliot: Mr. Gerst, what seems to be the problem?
Gerst: I took some pills.
Elliot: Come on, help me out here. Were they happy pills, sad pills, sleepy pills, wake up pills, sane pills, pain pills, brain pills, Spain pills...
Gerst: Man pills? The commercial says I should consult a physician if the condition persists for more than four hours.
Elliot: If what persists?... Oh! Um... Let's just say you took uppers.
Dad: Hey. Kid's back on the jungle gym. Guess your wife backed down.
Dr. Cox: You bet your sweet ass she did.
J.D.'s Narration: Even if it involves a compromise.
(Jack is hanging from the jungle gym, wearing many layers of heavy padding)
Dr. Cox: Hey Jack! Just blink when you want me to get you down. Just give me the old blink-a-rooney. Terrific athlete. I'm thinking 2016 Olympics. Oh God, was that a blink? Excuse me.
J.D.: This is nice. The three of us sitting together again like the Three Musketeers.
Carla: Yeah! And I need you guys to scrape your plates before you put them in the dishwasher!
Turk: She's back! My baby's back!
Elliot: This is funny, Mr. Gerst. And if you don't just embrace it and become part of the joke then it will follow you around and devour you.
Gerst: Can I get a look at that mole?
Elliot: No! Ahem. No.
Jordan: What's the matter with me? I mean, I don't think twice about people holding him, and yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking, kidnapping, drowning, silly putty, bad babysitters, pretty babysitters...
Dr. Cox: Yeah, I pretty much freak out over staph infections, blood disease, mumps, measles, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and definitely all registered independents. So I think between us we've got everything covered.
Jordan: Was this taken at my mother's house?
Janitor: I gotta go.
Woman: What a sweet little angel! Can I just give him a little squeeze?
Jordan: Of course.
Dr. Cox: Back off there, lady. How's about you save up all that energy for the cruise? Go on get out of here. Hippity hop to the barbershop. Come on, Mom. Jordan, this hospital is literally crawling with germs and disease and in all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie or if she was here visiting a sickie and she ran her sickie hands all over her sickie face.
