Scrubs Season 3 Quotes
Carla: Aww, Bambi freeze up again?
Turk: It's not our problem, honey.
Elliot: Listen, J.D... Last night was really important to me.
J.D.: I know. I mean, you don't want to be rusty at sex before you throw down with your real boyfriend, do ya?
Elliot: J.D., I can't talk right now.
J.D.: Should we just hold each other?
J.D.: I'm actually on my way to see somebody, so, you know...
Danni: Oh, okay. I'll see you later.
J.D.'s Narration: Oh, be nice.
J.D.: Danni, wait! How've you been?
Danni: Well, actually, I-
J.D.: Ooh! Gotta go!
Dr Cox: I went ahead and took a look at your little rock star's chart.
Dr. Miller: Oh, didja?
Dr. Cox: Yes, I did. And his urine output is dropping, so you should probably start him on Lasix.
Dr. Miller: You amuse me. So even though he's post-op and still technically my patient, I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion before I walk away and do whatever I want! Hmm. No!
Oh don't even start "Tarla" or "Curk" whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgemental freak-show. Why don't I do a little piece for you, I like to call "Your First Year of Marriage." 'I do.' Oh kiss, kiss, kiss. 'Why can't we have a baby?' 'Why you spending so much money on clothes?' 'Why you sleeping with my sister?' 'Why can't I hang out with my peeps?' Pkkkkkkkk...
Dr. Cox
Dr. Miller: Okay, that's all from me, Jeff. Any other questions you might have you can direct to Dr. Cox, here. I'm sure you'll find him to be quite... something!
Dr. Cox: Ha-ha!
Janitor: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Movin' a little quick there aren't we bub. Got a story to tell me?
Dr. Cox: Here's a story. It's called the security guard who was sodomized with his own nightstick.
Janitor: Why don't we just consider this a warning?
Dr. Cox: Yeah.
Janitor: My cousin is a bank teller, and he gave me one of those exploding ink cartridges they put in stolen money so I could figure out who's been disconnecting the emergency exits!
He finds Dr. Kelso standing there, covered in blue ink.
Dr. Kelso: Nice work.
Carla: Bambi, when you broke up with Danni, you said it was the happiest day of your life!
J.D.: No, that was only because 'Barney Miller' came out on DVD.
Turk: And WoJo's commentary on it? Priceless!
J.D.: [to Danni in the other room] You want any water? [sees Turk and Carla watching him] ...Well do you guys?
Carla: Bambi, we know you were in there with Danni, we heard you say her name.
J.D.: Oh, no no, I was in there with my buddy Danny, from the gym.
Turk: But we heard you say "Take it all, Danni!"
J.D.: ...He's a ... really good buddy...
Danni: I get so gassy after sex. Oh, by the way, some skank named Barbara called; I told her to back off!
J.D.: Barbara's my mom.
