Scrubs Season 4 Quotes
Molly: Much better without the icy tongue.
J.D.: I'll remember that.
J.D.'s thoughts: Why would she lie?
Elliot: No. Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?
J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!
Elliot: So's your face!
J.D.'s thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
Denise: So, little Jack's a baseball fan, eh?
Jordan: He's two and he can't talk yet.
Denise: You know what you should do? You should get him some baseball cards! I got my son, Davey, a Ken Griffey Jr. card? Carries it with him wherever he goes. Never liked the gum, though. Gum's a weird word, isn't it? You know? Do you ever notice some words, you say 'em enough, they don't even sound like words anymore? Gum.... Gum. Gum. Gum! Gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gummmm. Gum gum gum...
J.D.: Turk, it's me!
Turk: Hang on, I'm doing my diabetes test. Ninety eight, is that a good number?
J.D.: Yes! It's good! You surgeons are idiots!
Turk: Oh, I'm the idiot, huh? Well, guess what you were wrong about! Carla's Dominican!
Dr. Cox: Denise, that's not very likely. And here's why: All you do is talk, talk, talk talk, talk, talk, talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. And when you're not talking, I'm betting you're thinking about talking. I mean, can I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had a thought that you didn't immediately verbalize?
Denise: Well, I don't know. That's a tough one, Perr.
Dr. Cox: Uh-huh.
Denise: Oh, look, the window's open again! You can see the moon!
Molly: Besides, you don't have that edgy mean streak I'm attracted to.
J.D.: (Pushes Turk over the railing) You were saying?
Turk: Dude, what the hell?! (J.D. whispers something in his ear) Oh, that's wassup! Go about your business.
Patient: Frank, you idiot. Your bed's down the hall!
Frank: I know! I love you...
EMT: Hey, did you leave anything in the ambulance?
Dr. Cox: Only my will to live, why?
Molly: Crab claw.
Elliot: Ow! Did you just pinch my arm fat?
Molly: Yeah, does it make you mad?
Elliot: I don't know, it was kind of a-
Molly: Crab claw!
Elliot: Ow! What are you doing!?
Molly: I'm moving to Milwaukee for a psychiatric fellowship, and by pinching your arm I'm making you angry instead of feeling overwhelmed with sadness that I'm leaving.
Guy: They're here! Ignite the tractor beam!
Molly: I should go, that's my 2 o'clock.
J.D.'s Narration: And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch, watching that unbelievably romantic scene from '16 Candles'.
Long Duk Dong: The Donger need food!
J.D.'s Narration: No, not that one!
Carla: I wuv your wittle outfit.
Dr. Cox: Now listen, you: Riding in an ambulance takes care of my community service, so I'm doing two shifts back to back - I'm gonna knock this whole thing out in a single day. Besides, how bad can it be?
Denise: Howdy, partner! Name's Denise Lemon. Looks like we got ourselves a little ambu-date - that's "ambulance" and "date" put together. I got a million of those!
Carla: I am loving this!
