Seinfeld

Seinfeld "The Dog" Quotes

George: Prognosis Negative!
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Jerry: One more day Farfle and you are pound bound!
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George: Lemon Lift
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Jerry: Great. Two hundred seats on a plane, and I gotta get stuck next to Yukon Jack and his dog, Kujo!
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Gavin: Do you have any pets?Jerry: Just a next-door neighbor.
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Jerry: What'd we say that was so bad?Elaine: I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.Jerry: I said I was surprised no one killed her yet.
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Elaine: This is not Seinfeld you're dealing with! When I'm through with you you'll be begging to go to the pound!
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Jerry: You got together with George?Elaine: I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about.
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Jerry: You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend until after they stop seeing them.
Kramer: I tell you.
Jerry: You. I'm talking about people.
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Jerry: Talk amongst yourselves, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
George: Uh Jerry, how long will you be in there?
Jerry: I don't know, regular human time?
George: Uh why don't you wait then go in the movies?
Jerry: Why shouldn't I go here?
Elaine: Well, you know, I mean, sometimes it's good to get there and make sure you get your seats and then go to the bathroom.
George: And isn't it more fun using the urinal?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: Oh yeah, urinals are fun. Can I go?!
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