You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend until...

Jerry: You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend until after they stop seeing them.
Kramer: I tell you.
Jerry: You. I'm talking about people.


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Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 4: "The Dog"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

(to Ellen) I must've been out of my mind! Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself.

Kramer

Elaine: Jerry, do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? They keep them for a week and then if no one claims them, they kill 'em.
Jerry: Really? How late are they open?

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