Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
Elaine: Did you get a haircut?
Jerry: Nope. Shower.
George: I think you absolutely have to say something to this guy. Confront him.
Elaine: Really?
George: Yes.
Elaine: Would you do that?
George: If I was a different person.
Jerry: He's a doctor. You gotta pay what he says.
George: Oh, no, no, no. I pay what I say.
I think I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! What do I do? What can happen?
George
I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
George
I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?
Jerry
Helen: (to Jerry) At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you'll leave.
Morty: How come he gets to leave?
If I have to sit next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving, He's always grabbin' my arm when he talks to me. That's probably because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.
Jerry
(to Monya) These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.
Jerry
Jerry: I don't even know them. What is she, your second cousin? I mean, I've met them three times in my life.
Morty: I don't know her either. She makes me fly all the way from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.
He talks about him like he split the atom. He works for the Parks Department.
Jerry
Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
