Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

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Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

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Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank

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Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.

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If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude cunt.

Lawyer

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.

Karen

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You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Kevin

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.

Fiona

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Whores don't get cars!!

Eddie

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.

Bar Patron

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Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.

Kevin

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Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.

Deb

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0