Shameless
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Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.
Lip: There's some girls that look like dudes.
Ian: I'll pass.
It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.
Fiona
Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?
Can you fucking believe that shit?
Kevin
Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.
They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.
Debbie
Are you wearing cologne?
Fiona
Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?
You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.
Svetlana
Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!
Nurse
Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.
Caleb