Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
Mickey: Flip fuck?
Ian: Sure.
Mickey: What's my name?
Ian: Nick.
Mickey: I said what's my name!
Ian: Nick Jonas.
Back the fuck away from the car.
V: She isn't even allowed to be here.
Debbie: V, don't do this.
V: She's on a sex offenders register.
Frank, people like the Milkoviches would love nothing more than a young black boy breaking into their property.
Liam
We hope you don't mind us taking over this area.
Terry
Don't worry if you shoot a Milkovich. Nobody cares about them.
Carl
Their dog is barking my name.
Liam
Debbie: Who the hell is that?
Sandy: My husband.
Frank: We have to kill her.
Kev: No.
Frank: I thought we were a team.
Debbie: You wanted to do your own shit. I'll never forgive you for that.
Sammi: You'll never forgive me for that?
Debbie: They'll never. Prince will never.
Sammi: Holy shit. You think I'm Monica.
Debbie: What?
Sammi: I am not your mom, Debbie.
Ian: That was a bust, huh?
Mickey: Oh, yeah, apart from a hand job, duck, and orgy, total waste of a fucking day. Still think we need gay friends?
Ian: Need? No. I mean, I'm not opposed to it. We just ... we want friends we have things in common with. There's a reason I do the same thing as Lip. I'm like Lip. I'm okay if he's my only friend for now.
Mickey: All right, wanna go tell Debbie you wanna do what Lip wants on this thing? She's gonna love you so much.
Officer: We're looking for a Philip Gallagher?
Debbie: He's in there ... with a sledgehammer.
