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Have fun in the Viagra triangle!


Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment.

Veronica [to Fiona]

You can't control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.


Where I come from it's an honor to share your man.


Nobody trades the MVP.


Carl: Ew what do you want with those nasty old over the shoulder boulder holders?
Carl's friend: I practice opening em, never know what kinda clasps you'll encounter in the dark.

A grain of sand is all it takes?


Holy sh*t I'm you!

Fiona [to Frank]

I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]
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