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Are you gonna put those in my ass? Because I'm not even gonna feel that.


If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude cunt.


Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!


Well you know how Dad's a total fucking asshole? It turns out he's the good one.


If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.


I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.

Steve [to Deb]

Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.


Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.

Mrs. Lishman

Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Frank: It wasn't quick, I was just busy that day.

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