Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 1 Episode 12: "Father Frank, Full of Grace" Quotes
Look at me, I can't go to jail. I might as well wear heels.
Steve
Maybe a vulva, I hear those are real safe.
Sheila [about a car]
Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.
Bar Patron
Carl: They give you a cavity search.
Lip: No we weren't there long enough, think it was probably on the menu though.
You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Gettin a little late start for a Gallagher, aren't ya.
Cop [to Lip]
Aww you guys popped your cherry! Hey you see my dad in there?
Kevin
Candace: More cookies to sell?
Debbie: Is Jimmy here?
Candace: No he's back at school in Michigan.
Debbie: No, he's living 96 blocks away on the Southside, dating my sister, stealing cars, and going by the name of Steve.
So uh, Kev, just out of curiosity, you happen to know the age of consent in Illinois?