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Big toe is throbbing like blue balls that no blowjob can ever fix.

She's a skanky, manipulative, little bitch and you should unfriend her.


The porn at my desk it wasn't really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumcision website, see friends of mine are trying for a baby, and I had said a thing about how they should circumcise their babies that girls would be more likely to wanna - with their mouth - not on the baby of course, when he's a grownup.


Sheila, I've seen crazy and I've seen bad for kids. You aren't either of those things you're super nice.


Mickey: What'd ya hit?
Mandy: A girl at school.
Mickey: Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill.

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