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Shameless "Hurricane Monica" Quotes

Monica: Your mother, was a real c**t.
Frank: Amen.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Steve: Lip will bring you later, you go, come Lip.
Estefania: Ah yes, I come on Lip.
Steve: With! You come with, Lip!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the f**k? Cat I know that s**t bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheila: Sometimes when I see the word hospice on the screen I pronounce it ho-spice in my head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Rats, it says in order to have a Hospice license I have to get a nursing degree.
Jody: University of River Phoenix it's all online. I've seen the ads on TV.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: Now I'm off to lead tiny testosterone animals to victory. Gonna warm em up and give em my best Friday Night Lights speech about hearts, eyes, or some sh*t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ian [to Frank]: You haven't even claimed your mom's body from the morgue yet and you're trying to tell me how to treat mine?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ian: You're lucky your moms dead.
Mandy: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Gonna wash his mouth out with soap!
Carl: You can wash mine out, I wanna fart bubbles!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona [to Veronica]: Ain't you the queen of silver linings!
 • Rating: Unrated

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