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Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.

Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.

Frank [to Dottie]

Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!

Frank [to Kermit]

Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.


Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.

Dead people poop themselves.

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