Shameless "Parenthood" Quotes
Jody: I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.
• Rating: Unrated
Grammy [to Sheila]: How do you do that? The nice thing?
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: My testicles have never been my ally.
• Rating: Unrated
Lip: Go learn your state capitals.
Fiona: Go f*ck yourself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Frank: He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fiona [to Steve]: Figure out that chick sitting on MY sofa wearing YOUR wedding ring and then we'll talk.
• Rating: Unrated
Carl: I don't get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
