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I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself. Prove that I didn't deserve you. Or this job. Your parents, your friends, all these nice normal functional people. I really didn't think I deserved any of it. And in the end I was right.


Baby look we are victims of a society that squeezes the lower middle class. Screws up our businesses because of jackhammers and taxes and regulations and unnecessary paperwork. Basically forces us to do illegal shit. Now I'm having 4 kids and if that means I gotta turn out some Russian whores to feed my family and pursue the American Dream, that's how it's gotta be.


Debbie: If it wasn't sex then what was the problem?
Lip: Everything else.

I'm expressing myself creatively. You're counting for underarm hair with a mirror.

Debbie [to Carl]

I'd be crying too if I wasn't so high.


My whole life I've been looking for a daddy.


I don't know why it took me this long to start hating myself but I got there. It's a shitty feeling.

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