(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

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Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Cartman: I can't possibly finish this whole chocolate cake by myself. Oh yes I can.
Kyle: Shut up Cartman!

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Moses: The impurity must depart before the great eating of carrot cake.
Kyle: He doesn't get cake!?
Moses: No. No cake for the impurity.

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Mr. McCormick: Hey! Is it my fault you don't know how to cook!
Mrs. McCormick: What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles, clamhead, you put 'em in the toaster and you cook 'em.
Mr. McCormick: You just don't know how to use spices and stuff.

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Chef: I'm very proud of you, children. Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to.
Stan: Yeah, and Kenny didn't die!
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah, and I didn't die- (pukes out his intestines and dies)
Stan: Holy sh- I mean, poop.
Kyle: Yeah. Poop.
Cartman: I love you guys...

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As soon as I get my superpowers, I'm gonna smote you two assholes off the planet!

Cartman

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KKK Leader: Well that's enough rallying for this afternoon, members. Let's go take a hot shower!
KKK Members: Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!

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Mr. Garrison: Now Damien, where are you from?
Damien: The seventh layer of Hell.
Mr. Garrison: That's nice. My mother was also born in Alabama.

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( as "Artemus" Clyde Frog) If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip'N'Slide!

Cartman

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Officer Barbrady: So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are gonna commit mass suicide?
ATF Agent: Oh, don't worry, we won't let that happen. Even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them.

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