South Park

South Park "4th Grade" Quotes

Kyle: (to Cartman) Shut up, fat ass!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ms. Choksondik: Life isn't about going back, it's about going forward.
Yes, there are times in our lives that we wish we could relive... but, if we've already lived them perfectly, why live them again? The adventure of life is there's always something new, new challenges, new experiences, a fun game is a game it gets harder as it goes, so it is with life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Stan, Kyle, and Kenny on seeing Ms. Choksondik.)
Stan: Whoa dude!
Kenny: Her titties are f**king huge!
(later)
Ms. Choksondik: (while writing on the board) My name is Ms. Choksondik.
Stan: More like Ms. Makes-me-sick.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: (jumping up on the desk) Kiss my ass!
(long pause)
Cartman: Oh, you guys are so weak!
Ms. Choksondik: Young man do you have an explanation for this?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sure I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Mackey: After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels. His first novel sold very well and everything was fine until he found out his novel won the Gay Pulitzer Prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since 'Huckleberry Finn'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: We did not do our homework Ms.Makes-me-sick.
Ms.Choksondik: It's Choksondik!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Butters: I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kyle: Look, you guys built a machine together that can bend time. If you just agree with him, you can build another one and usher in a whole new era of science.
Nerd: And live in a world of 72 original Star Trek's? I don't think so. I don't want to live in that world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: We've had a new time machine built, this one out of a simple microwave oven and a duck.
 • Rating: Unrated

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