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Vengeance is mine!

Jesus

There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties, and pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties!

P.F. Pityef

Jesus Asterisk Christ, Stan! People are feeling really cheated by this!

Cartman

Butters: I asked preacher, what about the New Testament? And he says well you still should ought to read it, but you gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name when ever it comes up!
Cartman: So weak, dude. Dark times, brah. Dark times.

I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.

Randy

Priests and bishops have been working overtime to remove Jesus from the record books and The Last Supper.

News Anchor

Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high.

Drug Investigator

You know I spent five bucks on that stupid thing?

Cartman

I don't know what to believe in any more, mmkay!

Mr. Mackey
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