South Park "A Scause for Applause" Quotes
Jesus: Vengeance is mine!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
P.F. Pityef: There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties, and pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Jesus Asterisk Christ, Stan! People are feeling really cheated by this!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: I asked preacher, what about the New Testament? And he says well you still should ought to read it, but you gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name when ever it comes up!
Cartman: So weak, dude. Dark times, brah. Dark times.
• Rating: Unrated
Randy: I know people that paid ten bucks for those braclets. I bet they feel pretty stupid now.
• Rating: Unrated
News Anchor: Priests and bishops have been working overtime to remove Jesus from the record books and The Last Supper.
• Rating: Unrated
Drug Investigator: Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cartman: You know I spent five bucks on that stupid thing?
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Mackey: I don't know what to believe in any more, mmkay!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9