South Park

South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Quotes

French Waiter: Sacre bleu!
The Boys: Whoaaaaaaa!
The Boys and The Marlon Brando look-alikes: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCormick: Yes, Kenny such a great name, my little Kenny, a brand new Kenny.
Mr. McCormick: God, this must be the fiftieth time this has happened.
Mrs. McCormick: Fifty-second.
 • Rating: Unrated

Butters: Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I love titties!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya . I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Man: Do you like your back rubbed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Mephesto: Look, Kevin. I have here my best creation yet. A squirrel spliced with provolone cheese. Now we don't have to search in difference places for squirrels or provolone cheese.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: Wow Kenny, your mom's pregnant, what are you going to do now?
Kenny: I don't know, but I gotta think of something.
 • Rating: Unrated

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