South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Episode 5: "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Quotes
Oh, and another American is down! It's number, uh oh, I don't know; all Americans look alike!
Short Announcer
(Both announcers laugh hard.)
Kyle: (about the nurse) And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled!
All boys: Eww!
Cartman: Did it talk?? The little fetus, did it talk??
Kyle: No, dude! It looked dead!
All boys: Eww!
Stan: Was it wearing clothes??
Kyle: (weirded out) Dude, where's she gonna get fetus clothes?
Stan: Oh, yeah Eww!
All boys: Eww!
Tall Announcer: Hey, you wanna hear my impression of an American? (throws his voice to sound like he's American) "Hey! I really, really want that! That looks good!"
(The announcers burst out laughing.)
Short Announcer: Let me try, let me try! (throws his voice as well) "I'll use my credit card."
(The announcers laugh again.)
Short Announcer: (throwing voice again) "Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"
(The announcers continue to laugh.)
Tall Announcer: "Y'all come-a back now, ya hear?"
(The announcers laugh so hard they fall back.)
Hey you stupid American! Throw ball! What the matter?! You got crepes in your ears?!
Chinese Guy
Cartman: I love you guys.
[A long pause as Stan and Kyle stare at Cartman]
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys.