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Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!

Kyle

Jimbo: Hey, where's she going? That's the wrong way, you stupid cow.
(cows line up on a cliff)
FBI Executive: Oh, dear Jesus, no!
(the cows jump off one by one)
Jimbo: No! They're killing themselves! Stop please! Can't we do anything? Oh God, the humanity, Ned, the humanity!
FBI Executive: This is the first mad cow suicide I've seen in at least eight months.

Kyle: How much money do we have left Cartman?
Cartman: Ahh three dollars.
Kyle: What? You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: YOU SON OF A BITCH! (attacks Cartman)

Kenny: (muffled) Oh my god! They killed Cartman!
Kyle: No, we didn't kill him; he's still breathing!

Stan: (imitating Philip) Hey, Terrance! Let's go look for treasure!
Kyle: (imitating Terrance) That's a good idea, Philip!
(Cartman arrives at the bus stop.)
Stan: Oh hey, Cartman. How are you feeling?
Cartman: Hey, guys. I just had the weirdest dream last night.
Kyle: Really? What about?
Cartman: Well, I dreamt that I was a poor Vietnamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull, and then Leonardo Di Caprio gave me a spankin' for several hours. (sees T&P dolls) Hey, where did you guys win all those Terrance and Phillip dolls?
Stan: Oh, nowhere
(Stan and Kyle laugh.)
Cartman: Wait a minute! You guys DID make me ride that bull!
Kyle: No, Cartman! That was just a dream!
Stan: Yeah!
(A limousine drives up to the bus stop.)
Leonardo Di Caprio: Bye, Ming Li! Thanks again!
(The limousine drives away; Stan and Kyle continue to laugh.)
Cartman: Ah! Son of a bitch!

Sucky sucky, five dollah. Ooh me so horny. Me love you long time.

Cartman
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