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I just needed help going to sleep... mode.

Shake Weight

You gonna deglaze that f**king pan? I'd deglaze the f**k out of that pan.


Well, hearing you bitch about your dad is super interesting, Stan. I hope you do it all lunch period.


Shake Weight, you're not really work out equipment, are you?


Your work out is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode.

Shake Weight

Passengers said the Carnival Cruise line smelled like poop, but that was an improvement.

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