That's what you said about Peterson, but then you ended up having sex with him.

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You know, my mom says God has a plan for everybody. I guess I was plan B.

Jimmy

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I myself, went through a homosexual phase.

Father Maxi

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Mr. Grazier: Now, the first activity for this evening will be... naked pictures. I'm going to take some pictures of each of you naked, in case we need them, for later.
Scouts: Aw.
Mr. Grazier: Aw, what is this? If there's one thing I hate, it's a whining platoon! "We don't want to do pushups! We don't want to get up early! We don't want to have you take naked pictures of us!"
Cartman: (to Kenny) Man, this guy sucks.
Mr. Grazier: Now, fall in and strip down, Scouts!

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Head Scoutmaster: Oh, Big Gay Al, it has recently come to our attention that you are gay.
Big Gay Al: Well, stop the presses, did you figure that out all by yourselves, silly buns?

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