South Park "Going Native" Quotes
Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!
Kenny: You do?
Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: You shouldn't be able to be good-looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez, and be a good director! alright, alright, fine! Argo is a good movie! There, I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up, but it holds up, gosh darn it! Ben Affleck has everything, grah!
• Rating: Unrated
Tourist Husband: They just pushed on to airplanes and said we weren't welcome any more!
Tourist Wife: Then a little boy called me a skank!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hawaiian Native: The Mahalo Rewards card is being eliminated. They're trying to say our points are no longer going to be accepted.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Kenny: [Stan reading from letter] He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
Stan: On the morrow? What the **** is wrong with Kenny?
Kenny: To wit, I have found nothing wrong with this remote place, and I must admit it will be with some melancholy I will leave this island and return home. I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach too. She had the nicest boobs ever. Humbly yours, Kenneth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me being like an emo chick on her period?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: Why don't you shut up, Dad, and stick it in your ear for crying out loud!
• Rating: Unrated
Butters: You're all fake, and stuck up, and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy his jokes aren't funny! The only kid here with a sense of dignity is Kenny, and the rest of you have heads up your butts!
• Rating: Unrated
Kyle: Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: I'm telling you, Butters beat the crap out of Scott and then locked himself in the bathroom!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10
