South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Episode 4: "Ike's Wee Wee" Quotes
Guy: Hi!
Sheila: Hi. Uh, do I know you?
Guy: Oh no, but I never miss a bris! I brought some dip.
Sheila: Oh great.
Stan: (imitating Mr. Mackey) We're sorry, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
Mr. Mackey: Uh, that's okay, just don't let it happen again.
Kyle: We won't let it happen again, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay, that's that.
Cartman: Mmkay?
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay.
Hi-dee-ho!
Mr. Mackey: Uh, Marijuana's bad.
Street Guy: What?
Mr. Mackey: Marijuana makes you feel depressed and low.
Street Guy: And you don't feel that way now?
Mr. Mackey: Hmm, good point.
Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wees is not cool!
Cartman
The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.
Cartman
Sheila: Gerald, do something about your smartass son!
Gerald: Uhh...mind your... mother, smartass.
(Mackey's landlord) I've never taken drugs before and look at me...I'm fine. Now get off my property before I lose control and kill you!
Mr. Freely
Stan: Why do dogs have cold noses?
Mr. Mackey: Uuuhh.. well I'm not sure.
Cartman: Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!
Kyle: I won't believe it, I won't.
Devil Mackey: Go ahead, drink the beer. It will calm you down.
Angel Mackey: Yeah, why the hell not? It's just beer. Don't be such a pussy, mmmkay.
Stan: (about Kyle telling his parents) Dude, you shouldn't have told them that; now they're gonna go find him and cut off his penis!
Cartman: Fireman.
Kyle: Ah, who the hell cares? He's not even my responsibility!
(Kenny falls in an empty grave; the gravestone breaks in half and falls on him, killing him as well.)
Stan: Oh, my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards.
