South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 16 Episode 10: "Insecurity" Quotes
Security Guy: Ahh! Who are you?
Cartman: [in Bane voice] It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah.
I hate this damn town, everyday things just keep getting weirder around here and I'm just about sick of it!
UPS Guy
Old Man: Didn't kill him, did ya? Nah, I didn't think ya had it in ya.
Randy: We scared him, we thought it'd be enough!
Old Man: Milk man don't get scared, not with free pussy at every doorstep.
Kyle: The Jewish population isn't dying out, fatass, it's growing!
Cartman: What?
Marcus: This is Marcus with InSecurity, is everything alright?
Cartman: Yeah, I just heard some troubling news and it set off my InSecurity.
Sergeant Yates: I know you're all worried about your family's security. All I can tell you is that so far Bane has not been caught.
Mr. Mackey: What are we supposed to do? I mean, if Bane is out there on the loose, then none of us are safe. And one Bane's bad enough, but apparently we've got like, like seven Banes, mmkay?
Yeah, sure, because people just order stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.
Randy Marsh
Sure, you had your nice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but your wife was getting pounded out like a mallard duck. And now you've got the Amazon, and the milk man's coming back. And none of ya is safe.
Old Man
Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!
Stephen Stotch
