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Stan: What's a muff cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

Snooki

What about the victims of 9/11? Their feelings matter for at least another ten months.

Mr. Stotch

Randy: Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?
Schwarzenegger: No, because Utah is between Colorado and California.
Randy: Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?
Schwarzenegger: Nevada.
Randy: Oh really? Okay Mr. "I'm Awesome at Geography."

You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!

Cartman

Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey. The Jersey Shore now includes Jacksonville, Miami, and Gulf of Jersey Mexico and the Jersey Islands.

Randy

I'm having my face shaved. It's a Jersey thing.

Caroline

Next thing you know? Jersey party at the Sizzler.

Jersey Guy

Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.

All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan

Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.

Sheila
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South Park Season 14 Episode 9 Quotes

All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan

Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home.

Sheila
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