Cartman: I have authoritah?
Minister #3 Yes, and people must respect it.
Stan: Oh no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah.

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(Cartman walks into Jakov's house)
Cartman: Hey Jakov!
(Canned audience laughter)
Cartman: Who the hell is that?

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Well this is a whole new species of creature! Ned, go call the mayor's office- oh that's right, you can't talk! (laughs)

</i> Jimbo

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I can't hear you Ned, you don't have a trachea. You smoked too much and had it removed then you drank too much and lost your god damn voice box.

</i> Jimbo

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Cartman: Hey, you guys! Listen to this song I just wrote. It's called 'I Hate You Guys':
(plays harmonica and sings)
I hate you guys. You guys are assholes. Especially Kenny. I hate him the most.

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Interior Department Official: Now we'll have to find a place to for it.
Mr. Garrison: I'll keep it at my house.
Mayor McDaniels: No Garrison you're just going to try and have sex with it.
Mr. Garrison: What? How dare you say that!
Mayor McDaniels: Remember what happened to the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
Mr. Garrison: Oh c'mon, you all know that pigeon was a total slut.

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Jakov: THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO THE GAME YOU GUYS!
Randy: No problem, Jakov.
Men: (cheers)
Jakov: GO NINERS! NINERS!
Gerald: We're cheering for the Broncos, Jakov!
Jakov: Oops!
(Men watching game)
Jakov: DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT? I WATCHED THIS RABBIT, IT'S A BROWN RABBIT, AND GUESS WHAT, IT TOOK DOOKEY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
Randy: Hey, Jakov, do you mind if you could buy some pretzels for us.
Jakov: OK! Do you have money?
Gerald: Here and don't go to the store down the block, go to the Fairplay place four miles from here, they have better pretzels.
Jakov: OKAY! (trips) OOPS!
Mr. Mackey: Jakovasaurs kinda piss me off, mkay?
Men: Yep.

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