Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?

Cartman

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I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.

Randy

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Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?

Cartman

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Look, I'm telling you guys, it's awesome. I can have all the pot I want. I get around faster than walking and wherever I need a seat, I can just sit on my balls.

Randy

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You cutting the Colonel's gravy with Boston Market to try and save yourself some %@#%ing money!?

Cartman

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Do I want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?

Cartman

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Stan: Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay.

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• Added: April 01, 2010