South Park Season 14 Episode 3: "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Quotes
Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?Cartman
I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.Randy
Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?Cartman
Look, I'm telling you guys, it's awesome. I can have all the pot I want. I get around faster than walking and wherever I need a seat, I can just sit on my balls.Randy
You cutting the Colonel's gravy with Boston Market to try and save yourself some %@#%ing money!?Cartman
Do I want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?Cartman
Stan: Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay.