South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Quotes
Cartman: Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy: I want you to look at me when we make love, and not just my balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Is that something I'd want to do? Is the Pope Catholic and making the world safe for pedophiles?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Randy: Look, I'm telling you guys, it's awesome. I can have all the pot I want. I get around faster than walking and wherever I need a seat, I can just sit on my balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: You cutting the Colonel's gravy with Boston Market to try and save yourself some %@#%ing money!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Do I want to do it? Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Stan: Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7