South Park

South Park "Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!" Quotes

Cop 1: (into megaphone) Manson, we know you're in there. Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you.
Cop 2: (whispers) Tell him we won't shoot him.
Cop 1: Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. (into megaphone) Come out peacefully and we WON'T shoot you.
 • Rating: Unrated

News reporter: ...We understand that there are hostages, and that the situation is critical, so we would like to remind you all that this live hostage crisis is being brought to you by Palmoral sun block. Remember, if it isn't Palmoral, you're going to get cancer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charles Manson: Come on, I'll hotwire your grandpa's car.
Stan: Do you really think we should go with this guy?
Cartman: Stan, don't be such a dumbass, you have to trust people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charles Manson: (singing) Holidays are that special time when we laugh and sing and feel warm and cozy. Forget about being angry for a day. Remember how it felt to be a child, opening presents on Christmas morning? That's the way that we should all feel now. So I say, happy, happy, happy, holy, happy, happy, happy, happy holidays! (Happy, happy, happy, holy, happy, happy, happy, happy holidays!) Happy Kwanzaa, too, from me to you. Happy holidays, you guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jimmy Stewart: You can't just buy people Mr. Potter. You know what you are? You're a little bitch. That's right, you're a bitch and I'll bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grandma: I thought that shirt would look really good on you.
Cartman: Are you telling me I drove nine hours through butt-f**king nowhere to get a GODDAMN SHIRT?! Mom, Grandma's gone senile, time to stick her in a home.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(As whole Cartman family is singing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" with Charles Manson)
Stan: Dude, this is pretty f**ked up right here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman's Grandma: (as they haul her son back to the pokey) Watch that ass in prison, son.
Uncle Howard: Always do, mom. Always do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charles Manson: (after Kenny was shot to death by the police) Oh my god! They killed the little orange coat kid!
Kyle: You bastards!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cousin Elwin: Mister Hankey kicks ass!
 • Rating: Unrated

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