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Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!

Joe

PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!

</i> Mrs. Joe

What are you doing here you little wippersham?

Convict

Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!

Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.

Malcolm McDowell

And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!

Ms. Havisham

Pip: Righty-o. What are we going to play?
Estella: We're going to play a little game called, "Smack the Blond Boy In the Head With a Large Log."
Pip: Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time!
Estella: Oh you stupid pathetic boy!
(Estella runs off)

Estella: This way, you pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge!............This way, you beef-witted shriveled-up monkey's penis!.............Up here, you gamy mass of baby vomit!
Pip: Eho. After you, miss.
Estella: I'm not going in there, you stupid puddle of a homeless man urine!

STOP your metal orange, you bastard! You never want a tablespoon of nigh'ingale droppin's, you me'al-poundin' fairy! And you! Why don't you get a job?! You're eight years old now!

Mrs. Joe
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