South Park

South Park "Pip" Quotes (Page 2)

Convict: What are you doing here you little wippersham?
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(Mrs. Joe throws Pip into the wall when he comes home)
Mrs. Joe: PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
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Joe: Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!
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Estella: Is that right you smelly little bastard?
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Ms. Havisham: I sometimes have sick fancies.
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Estella: Stop dreaming about me you slow-witted rectal belch.
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Joe: Pip, a young gentleman of great expectations!
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Mr. Pocket: And the story ends Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out their wee-wee and check it for scabs whilst at the dinner table.
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Estella: It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.
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Pip: If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!
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