South Park "Poor and Stupid" Quotes
Vagisil CEO: You know how you get when you don't use your Vagisil.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vagisil CEO: I first created Vagisil for my wife, Patty. She is my muse.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Butters: Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
