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You know how you get when you don't use your Vagisil.

Vagisil CEO

I first created Vagisil for my wife, Patty. She is my muse.

Vagisil CEO

All those ladies have stinky vaginas?

Butters

I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind!

Cartman

I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!

Cartman

I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

Cartman

Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!

Butters
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South Park Season 14 Episode 8 Quotes

I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

Cartman

Hello, excuse me! I know that you NASCAR people don't have very much. So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets! You're welcome! (runs off) I helped the needy!

Butters
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