South Park "Sexual Harassment Panda" Quotes
Pig with scissors: Oink! Oink! "Be sure you run around with scissors" says Oinky The Run Around With Scissors Pig!
Cartman: I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.
Worm: That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sexual Harassment Panda: That makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Another misfit mascot: Hello kids, I'm happy the 'don't do stuff that might irritate your inner ear' badger.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sexual Harassment Panda: But I'm just a panda.
Kyle: No your not dude, you're a guy in a panda costume!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Misfit mascot: I'm Willy the 'don't stare directly into the sun' worm. Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Judge: Well, seeing as how we have no lawyers, I'm throwing the case out. Case dismissed.
Skeeter: Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here.
Bartender: Goddamnit Skeeter, shut the hell up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Skeeter: We don't take kindly to your types around here.
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?
Skeeter: We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Man at bar: We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sexual Harassment Panda: When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear... that's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad panda.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Theme song to Gerald Broflowski's ad: Kids at school... making you mad? Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bartender: Now, I don't want any trouble.
Sexual Harassment Panda: I get the point. I know when I'm not wanted. I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots.
Bartender: God Damn it, Skeeter. How come every time a panda bear comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaw
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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