South Park

South Park "Spookyfish" Quotes (Page 2)

Kyle: Dude, why is your store called The Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Shop Owner: Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?!
Shop Owner: Oh, hell no! First, I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em, and then buried them again upside-down.
Kyle: Why?
Shop Owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Now zap his hella-ass back to you're hella-universe!
Kyle: Stop saying hella!
Evil Stan: Thought you could get away from us, huh, Cartman?
Evil Cartman: Please!
Kyle: Leave him alone, butthole!
Evil Kyle: Shut your trap, kid!
Stan: Why don't you guys take our Cartman back? He's more like you guys anyway.
Cartman: Hey, you back-stabbing sellout!
 • Rating: Unrated

(after finding more bodies in Stan's room)
Sharon: Oh Stanley what have you done, baby!? What have you done? Shh, It's okay, hun, it's okay! You're such a good boy, Mommy's little angel! Now don't worry, Stanley, Mommy's gonna hide the body! Nobody's gonna take my baby away! I've got such a handsome boy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Announcer: The following program is brought to you in spooky vision. Be warned: all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbra Streisand. (someone screams)
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.
Kyle: Aunt Flo?
Stan: Yeah, every time she shows up - my mom turns into a total bitch!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mr. McCormick: Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist, foul-mouthed friend Eric Cartman?
Kenny: Mmm, Hmm.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sharon Marsh: (singing to Stan) Hush little baby, don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evil Cartman: No you guys, murder is never the answer.
 • Rating: Unrated

(singing)
Cartman :
You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Kyle: Chef?
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
Stan: CHEF!!
 • Rating: Unrated

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