Cartman: You guys are hella stupid.
Stan: Why do you keep saying 'hella", Cartman?
Cartman: 'Cuz I'm hella cool, that's why.

Missing people usually turn up hiding in someones bushes.

Officer Barbrady

Sharon: Stanley look who's here, Aunt Flo.
Aunt Flo: Hello Stanley, remember me?
Stan: Hi Aunt Flo.
Sharon: Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice.

Cartman: Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you assholes.
Kyle: Well at least he's back to normal.
Stan: Yea but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.
Kyle: It's OK. Kenny said he could get one.
Cartman: Oh how's Kenny gonna get one. He's hella-poor.
Stan: Why do you keep saying hella fat ass?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
Kyle: That's not cool!
Cartman: You guys are just hella-jealous.

In my world, Chef, you're skinny, white and and insurance salesman.
(Chef is in shock)

Evil Cartman


You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.

</i> Cartman

No you guys, murder is never the answer.

Evil Cartman

Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Kyle: Chef?
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
Stan: CHEF!!

South Park Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes


You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.

</i> Cartman

Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Kyle: Chef?
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
Stan: CHEF!!