South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 5 Episode 5: "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" Quotes
Earth Day Person: (waves hands) You don't care about Terrance and Phillip. Nothing matters more than saving the planet from Republicans. You don't need to see Terrance and Phillip.
Stan: No, dude, we really, really do.
Earth Day Person: (to woman) Their will is strong.
Earth Day Person: And Terrance and Phillip are more important than Mother Earth?
Cartman: Well yeah, dude.
(waves hand) Global warming is going to kill us all. The Republicans are responsible.
Earth Day Person
<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Kyle: But we promised the Earth Day people you'd perform!
Terrance: Well in that case, I'd say you four boys are up fart-creek without a paddle.
We snuck into that woman's spandex to get in here.
Stan
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, is this thing ever gonna end!?!
</i> Stan
Fat Lady: Hi Terrance! I'm such a huge fan!
Terrance: You're a huge fan alright!
Dorky kid in line: Are you guys official presidents too?
Cartman: Don't talk to us kid.
Aw dude! Gay!
</i> Cartman
Some thing very terrible has happened in the world of Terrance and Phillip!
Stan
(When Cartman jumps out of the fat lady's pants)
Cartman: Man, it smells down there!
Terrance: Jesus Christ, that was fast! Well what should we name it? How about Jerry?
(Stan, Kyle, and Kenny jump out of her pants as well)
Fat lady: What the hell!?!
Terrance: Oh wow! We had quadruplets!