South Park

South Park "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" Quotes

Terrance: Oh, Phillip. How will we ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place? We don't speak the language, we are unwelcome strangers, and we have no idea where to begin.
(They look across the street and Terrance's daughter is standing there.)
Phillip: Oh, look. There she is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terrance: Well, Scott said to meet him here, but he's not showing up!
(Phillip farts and they laugh)
Phillip: Well, while we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure?
Terrance: Oh. Good idea. Let's search for treasure.
(Phillip looks around, but Terrance ends up looking at his feet)
Scott: (arrives) What are you idiots doing?!
Terrance: We're looking for treasure!
Scott: Is that some kind of metaphor for a a kind of sex that can't be described?!
Phillip: No, we're searching for treasure.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terrance: No! It's Sally. She's being held captive in Iran.
Phillip: Not Sally! Dear God, no, Terrance! Why Sally?! God, why?! Say, Terrance, who's Sally?
 • Rating: Unrated

Terrance: Wow! Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
(Terrance thinks)
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phillip: Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this? Of course not. So, in summation, find Terrance innocent... Or else he'll KILL you!
Phillip: Ha, ha! Just kidding!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phillip: Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Scott: Terrance and Phillip, you two are the most annoying d**ks in Canada. I wish you both had cancer, in the head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terrance: What are you doing?
Scott: I am wishing cancer upon you.
Phillip: What?
Scott: I am giving you cancer with my mind.
Phillip: No, don't give me cancer!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

(Phone rings, inane laughter)
Phillip: That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance.
Terrance: It sure did Phillip.
(Phone rings again)
Terrance: Oh wait, that is the phone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terrance: You are such a d**k, Scott.
Scott: You're a d**k.
Terrance: You're a d**k.
Scott: You're a d**k.
Terrance: You're a d**k.
Scott: You're a d**k.
Terrance: You're a d**k.
Scott: You're a d**k.
Terrance: You're a d**k.
 • Rating: Unrated

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