South Park

South Park "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" Quotes (Page 2)

Loogie: Kids have been doing the tooth fairy rack in this town for years. I do it just like my big brother before me, and my oldest brother before that.
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Cartman: Man, that is tits!
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Loogie: Tell you what, how would you like to run the South Park tooth racket for me?
Stan: Oh. I dunno
(Loogie holds up a knife)
Loogie: It's that, or else I can cut off your penises.
Cartman: Hmm. Work for youHave my penis cut off. Work for youHave my penis cut off. Let's see
Kyle: Cartman!
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Dentist at ADA: We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this.
(Slide changes to show the reason)
Dentist at ADA: A giant half-chicken, half-squirrel that steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring. We believe also that this creature would have at least a mild understanding of algebra and that it
(interrupted by other dentist)
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Mr. Foley: It's not ridiculous, it's very possible! I've seen it happen before!
Dentist: Where?
Mr. Foley: In Montreal.
(All of the dentists burst into laughter)
Dentist: And where, pray, is this Montreal?
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Dentist: Anyway, the half-chicken, half-squirrel would most likely be about 3 to 4.5 feet tall. His large beak is probably detachable and works as a flotation device.
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(When Cartman throws the wad of money to Chef)
Chef: Oh my God! There's got to be at least 15 dollars here!
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Chef: Well whatever you're doing, just remember this: Having money may seem fun butOh never mind.
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Loogie: They're what!? They're not going to pay me? Who the hell do they think they are? I want those South Park kids dead! I want their families dead! I want their houses burnt to the ground!
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Mr. Foley: I'm going to find out who the boss is, and when I do, I'm going to bust his ass and everyone's ass who helped hide his ass!
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