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Kyle: Craig's going down, Cartman!
Cartman: Pretty soon, you'll be eating those words.
Kyle; No I won't, 'cuz you'd eat them first, tubby!

Cartman: Craig's been ready for this fight for days. He doesn't even view it as a challenge.
Kyle: He'll view it as a challenge when Tweek's kicking his ass!
Cartman: What's that? Kinda sounds like diarrhea coming out of someone's mouth!

Body like a stone! Mind like a meat loaf!

Martial Arts Teacher

Mr. Adler: That true, Craig? You a troublemaker?
Craig: No.
Mr. Adler: Well, you'd better not be, because in shop class we- (Craig flips him off) Hey! Did you just flip me off?!
Craig: No.
Mr. Adler: Yes, you did!

Mr. Adler: Now, does anybody know why we have shop class? (Stan raises his hand) Yes?
Stan: Because we had to choose between this and home ec and we didn't want to be sissies?

Now Tweek, boxing is a man's sport. Nothing is more man than boxing. It is man at his most man.

Jimbo

GODDAMNIT! YOU'RE SCREWIN AROUND TOO MUCH!

Mr. Adler

Quit screwin' around. You're horsing!

Mr. Adler

Cartman: Oh, you didn't see it? Tweek's family was on the news saying what a wuss you are Craig.
Kyle: Yea, and then Craig's family came on and said that Tweek was the wuss, and punched Tweek's mom in the hooters.
Tweek: Ahh! You son of a bitch.
Tweek and Craig start fighting again

What you got beeyotch?

Ned

Clyde: Hey what's going on?
Kyle: Tweek and Craig are gonna fight!
Clyde: Really? CoolIt's funny because Tweek and Craig both went home about 15 minutes ago.
Kyle: What?
Token: Yea, they left.

Well looks like we'll have to apply the Offenheimer technique. PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS TWEEK!

Jimbo
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South Park Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Cartman: Craig's been ready for this fight for days. He doesn't even view it as a challenge.
Kyle: He'll view it as a challenge when Tweek's kicking his ass!
Cartman: What's that? Kinda sounds like diarrhea coming out of someone's mouth!

Kyle: Craig's going down, Cartman!
Cartman: Pretty soon, you'll be eating those words.
Kyle; No I won't, 'cuz you'd eat them first, tubby!