Just because somebody's gay, doesn't mean they molest children. Straight people do that too.

Randy

South Park Season 5 Quotes

Linda: Butters can't come out and play, boys. He thinks it's funny to look like a jackass in his school pictures that I have to pay for!
Butters: Huh, but I told you mom. I didn't mean to look like a jackass! It just happened.

Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside.

Mr. Grazier