Then it's legally within your right to punch that assh*le in the face.

Cooper

While most threats are external, the most dangerous come from within.

Narrator

Ruben: We'll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack.
Lydia: Well, if you know that it's in the haystack, why not keep looking? Eventually you'll find it.

Maybe instead of a gold watch she'll get a gold tooth.

Ben

How does an ugly son of a bitch like Dewey get a such a hot daughter?

Lucero

I tried to tell her to became a lawyer, a doctor, a freaking porn star, anything but a cop but do you think she'd listen.

Dewey

Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.

Narrator

I almost ate my gun for dinner.

Hicks

250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.

Sammy
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