Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.Narrator
I almost ate my gun for dinner.Hicks
250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.Sammy
Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.Ruiz
Never thought the bus would be riding you.Cooper
Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben.
Sammy: Oh, you and you're harem.
A single step can separate life and death.Narrator
I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.Lucero
It's amazing to think that for every one of these people there's a pair of disappointed parents.Lucero
How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?Cooper
Ben: Pretty good gig.
Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.
No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.Reuben