Southland

Southland Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 4: "Under the Big Top"

Cooper: Broken windows lead to real crime. Assholes think they can get away with anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: They say that working for the LAPD is a ticket to the greatest show on earth but it isn't always easy to get to the front row.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 3: "Babel"

Dewey: I'm Officer Wile E. Coyote and we're going to fry your road runner ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammy: You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dewey: His name is Roadrunner for God's sakes of course he's going to f**king run.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammy: Easy to get the digits when you're wearing a badge.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Look around. You ain't riding with some boot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: The LAPD serves 4 million people speaking over 100 different languages. Sometimes things get lost in translation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 2: "Heat"

Mendoza: They say they have your back but they will throw you under the bus faster than anyone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: I'll take dead bodies over screaming babies any time.
Reuben: They both stink.
Lydia: At least the bodies are quite.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cooper: The ones with the wedding bands are always the worst ones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammy: Come on, Dwayne, everyone in South Central knows you hate your Momma.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cooper: People punching each other because they're hot and sweaty. Classy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: Being a cop in Los Angeles is different from being a patrol officer in other cities. Not every officer can take the heat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 1: "Hats and Bats"

Dewey: Welcome to the info age. Instant riots, just add tweets.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steel: Permission to toy with these people Sir, or do you want them all to yourself?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: Come on Ruben, don't go soft on me. I got a baby at home I don't need another at work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steel: Blood, guts. All fun and games until you're in it for real.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: God is definitely a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

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