Southland

Southland Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 10: "Graduation Day"

Dewey: It's a sickness. It's deep down inside her genes.
Chickie: Well, she's deep down inside someone else's jeans right now.
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Watch Commander: And today is graduation day. Time to push our little boot ducklings out of the warm nest of their training officers.
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Store owner: Who wants to come in store with scary, ugly, whore?
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Dewey: You'll always be a baby to us.
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Narrator: Sometimes you can't think about. You've just got to make that leap.
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Season 3 Episode 9: "Failure Drill"

Reverend: I thought it was a gift from God.
Sammy: Well, I guess God wanted it back.
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Sammy: I'm a gang detective. I can't have a f*ckin find my friend app on my phone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammy: Thanks for coming with me.
Officer: Can't let you face those church ladies alone. Those b*tches are mean. My Momma's one.
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Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer?
Josie: Hey, my kids didn't learn to clean their room until I stopped doing it for them.
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Season 3 Episode 8: "Fixing a Hole"

John: There's nothing glamorous about being a detective. Why do you think I stayed in patrol?
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Lydia: Well it's going to be a long time before you get another drink so you might want to get your swerve on.
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Ben: If I'm going to get fired, it might as well be for doing the job the right way
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Lydia: What the Hell are you doing?
Naomi: What does it look like. Getting my swerve on.
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Ben: Unarmed fourth graders, what are they going to do throw a Tranformer at somebody.
Dewey: Where the Hell's Optimus Prime when you need him?
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Josie: We can not have her testify looking like the fourth Charlie's Angel.
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Season 3 Episode 7: "Sideways"

Lydia: He was innocent. He shot himself.
Russell: I know. I couldn't have predicted that.
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Mariella: You're good with kids.
Sammy: I don't know about that. I think they just sense that I'm one of them.
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John: I find it novel Dewey, every once in a while to give a s**t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paramedic: This man doesn't have a concussion; He has a bullet in his head.
 • Rating: Unrated

Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.
 • Rating: Unrated

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