Southland

Southland Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Sideways"

Narrator: Even when cops do everything right things can still go sideways. Learning to accept this is a big part of the job.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 6: "Cop or Not"

Lydia: I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."
 • Rating: Unrated

Josie: That guy could charm the panties off a nun.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lydia: All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Russell: Bastard cut her head off and you're trying out for the Improv.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josie: Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: Celebrity's a bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 5: "The Winds"

Dewey: Hey Boot, how did your parents punish you? Did your Daddy pick the marshmallows out of your hot chocolate or did he just get really disappointed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Officer: Does anyone really care that Mel Gibson's compound burns down?
Ben: Not me.
Officer: Guy probably has three other houses where he can beat up his girlfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kid: I didn't know cops talked like that to kids.
John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kid: They left two things behind, me and the trash.
 • Rating: Unrated

John: Can't put a price tag on man's best friend.
Ben: Sure you can.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Narrator: Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn just how close you are to the edge.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "Code 4"

Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster s**theads smoke cigarettes.
 • Rating: Unrated

John: You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.
 • Rating: Unrated

John: Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chaz: I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can't figure out which one's the bigger idiot.
 • Rating: Unrated

John: Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.
 • Rating: Unrated

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