Supernatural
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Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes. He isn't in Heaven. He has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico. I hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread.
Dean: And the Enochian exorcism?
Castiel: Fake. It actually means, "You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat." It's funnier in Enochian.
These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.
Dean
Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating "Dick?" I thought he was just being general.
Dean
If you walk out that door, don't you ever come back.
Dean
Dean: You had sex with April? Did you have protection?
Castiel: I had my angel blade.
Good morning, Vietnam!
Lucifer
Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.
Dean
I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.
Dean
Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Cas, stop smelling the dead guy.
Dean
What part of "I don't know" escapes your understanding?
Castiel
