With all due respect, Simmons, I don't think you can handle my rod.

Crowley

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Chuck, you dick.

Dean

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Which one of us is really the monster?

Dean

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Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

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Dean: Adam doesn't have to be cursed.
Sam: He's a Winchester. He's already cursed.

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Sam: What language is it in?
Bobby: Da Vinci Code.

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Boys, aim for the head.

Sheriff

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I like dogs.

Dean

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Crap. She literally meant crap.

Dean

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Dean: It frustrates me when you say such reckless things.
Sam: Well, it frustrates me when you'd rather hide than fight.

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Dr. Cartwright: Why you?
Dean: Why me what?
Dr. Cartwright: Why do you have to hunt monsters? Why not let someone else do it?
Dean: I can't find anybody else that dumb.

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I don’t sweat under any circumstances.

Castiel

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